just senseless laments, ramblings, stories, tales, lies of a true-blue self-absorbed, two-faced, fun-loving badass (irl, she's indeed more than that)

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

MotoKeekai


Alas! I have a new fon :D Yippee!!

Thanks to my generous tita. :P

Monday, May 29, 2006

Keekai's gift suggestions

Somebody asked me a couple of days back on the best possible anniversary gift. All of a sudden, i was immediately teleported to my personal wawa-land-time-space warp of memories. As i regress, i recalled and realized that gift context is more memorable and scored higher on my thought-feeling euphoria scale than the gift itself no matter how expensive or pathetic those things were. Take for example the jeans my ex bought for me on one occassion. This just triggers really good memories such as remembering the reason behind the jeans (which btw was an indirect way of telling me not to wear those skimpy short skirts i always so loved putting on).

Another ex gave me so much brick-a-bracks-thingammajiggers that are really nice. But then when i found out that he doesn't normally buy those personally but asks his mom to do so instead (ampf, that momma's boy! bah!), it was a major stike-off against him! But then, i couldn't really forget when after a freaky fight and major scene along taft avenue, he gave me a shrub which he just picked from a parking lot garden as a sign of his apologies.

But to name among the sweetest things given to me, the baguio sunflower ranks the most from my close friend-friend. Out of the blue, on our way back to Manila, he jolted my friend to stop the car immediately on the highway beside the bangin. All these commotion just to get me those sunflowers i really adore. Tied to the top spot was the small thingies my friendliest-friends gives me everytime he drops by my office such as a piece of lollipop, a bar of chocolate, and turon.

See its not really the stuff but the context and so the cliche goes: It's the thought the counts. It really does!

With that, here are some suggestions of thoughtful and creative gifts (you are welcome to add more).

1. an anniversary monito-monita. hey, who ever said you can only do that on christmas??)
2. a video compilation of your memories, what other people say about the 2 of u as a couple, etc.
3. a live performance. it's actually even funnier but sweeter when ur so baaad at doing those.
4. a special recipe and demonstration of your cooking prowess.
5. slave/master day (hehehe evul grin)
6. a trip to place/s you haven't been, memorable, or u have always been planning to go.
7. a hobby ie. cooking, dancing, singing class for improvement or personal satisfaction
8. name a star (not necessarily registered to the solar star ek ek association) and call it your star
9. a tattoo (why not??)
10. someting matching
11. a spa or relaxation trip or a trip to the salon
12. a plant or a pet
13. a strip dancer!! whooohooo (be it u or someone else hehehe) nasty!
14. a good meal treat not for the both of you silly... for your friends! afterall you have to thank them somehow for contributing to your relationship's success.



Sunday, May 28, 2006

With or without u

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I’ll wait for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I’ll wait without you
With or without you
With or without you

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I’m waiting for you
With or without you
With or without you

I can’t live with or without you

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

A good morning failure


OMFG! Jay's durog music coming soon.
To prehear, go here
Am sooo psyched!
Watch out for this, mofitos!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Pyrex is a brand name of borosilicate glass introduced by Corning Glass Works in 1924. Though borosilicates had been produced before, the name Pyrex is widely used as a synonym for the material. In the 1990s Corning spun off its kitchenware division, and the Pyrex brand is now owned by World Kitchens, Inc.

Melting Point: Pyrex Softens or Slumps at 1500 °F / 816 °C

Wut dya know... mine, which i have been using for the last 4 years (inherited by my good old Ate Chona before she migrated to the States as her advance wedding present to me whenever that maybe haha), exploded right in front of my face while i was cooking! Shattered into kazillion pieces. Geeezzz, what are the chances?!? But donchaworry, mofos, am fine.


On a lighter tone, I have just watched 8 Below on DVD twice (last night and this morning). The dogs are soooo adorable!!!

Makes me miss my Japanese Spitz, Snowball, more.



"Hey, Shnowie Kanowie, you will always be missed and remembered."

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sticks and Stones... Stoned

The bet is still on, 'mond! So u better prepare ur 1G and am not drunk! Gimme sometime.

From last night's wine, grand ma, tokwa't baboy and mangga with bagoong... to this afternoon's crappy mall trip (dang, haven't seen sooo many people in a crappy mall!), my head is still spinning. Baaad hangover!

Oh, well, this is on my mind... made me feel nostalgic of "the days".

Santeria

i don't practice santeria i aint got no crystal ball.
i had a million dollars but i'd, i'd spend it all.
if i could find that heina and that sancho that she's found,
well i'd pop a cap in sancho and i'd slap her down.
what i really wanna know, my baby,
what i really want to say i can't define.
well it's love, that i need, oh , but my soul will have to,
wait till i get back and find heina of my own.
daddy's gonna love one and all.
i feel the break, feel the break, feel the break
and i got to live it up, oh , yea huh, well i swear that i.
what i really wanna know, baby,
what i really want to say i can't define.
that love make it go, my soul will have to...
what i really wanna say, my baby,
what i really wanna say is i've got mine.
and i'll make it, yes, i'm comin' up.
tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide.
daddy's got a new .45. and i won't think twice to stick
that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
believe me when i say that i got somethin for his punk ass.
what i really wanna know, my baby,
what i really wanna say is there's just one,
way back, and i'll make it, yea, but my soul will have to wait. yea, yea, yea







Can someone gimme
Alice in Chain's No Excuses
Christian Bale's The Machinist
and a pack of Reese's?!?




am s'pose to stay clean for a while.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Think... but not too much (kid... mai kid mak)

Keekai thinks:

Sometimes you have to runaway and hide,
in order for you to find
yourself.



The Land of the Winter Moon

Under the winter moon's pale light,
across the cold and starry night,
from snowy mountains soaring high
to ocean shores echoes cry.

From barren sands to verdant fields,
from city streets to lonely wealds,
criest the totrtured human heart
seeking solace, wisdom, a chart
by which to understand its plight
under the winter moon's pale light.

Dawn is unable to fade the night.

Must we live forever in the blight
under the winter moon's cold light,
last night, tonight, tomorrow night
under the winter moon's bleak light?

- The Book of Counted Sorrows


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Hey,
Lately, my thoughts have been so much of you.
Of all people... YOU?!?
Why does it have to be you?
Could it be someonel else instead?
It shouldn't be someone that i have known most of my life.
Not you, no, please, never!
You, who have known the most basic of my existence, my pains, my sorrows,
though you have never heard my throes.
You, whom i know, could understand how dark and broken i can be
the way i sense your bitterness and aching.
And so, thus, our cries from the depths of our souls.
Perhaps, at some point, we are of the same kind
but then, perhaps opposing and better.
Why can't it be someone else instead?
Why, of all people, my thoughts are always of you?
Well, nuff said.

When ate cooks...

Djay: Ang tigas nman ng chicken, ate...
Keekai: Siguro sa pineapple sauce yan... Mali me ng gawa...
Djay: Hilaw pa ata e!
Keekai: Nde, hinog na yan.

Mama: Sarap ng gulay ah...
Keekai: smiles
Mama: Ano yan, binili nio sa labas?
Keekai: Nde a, niluto ku yan noh!
Mama: Eh bat nakasimangot ka?

Djay: Sbe ku omellete... nde kanin baboy!
Keekai: Eh di wag ka kumain! Ampf!


I believe there's gonna be more soon.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Engineers



Hey, here's to the new CE breeds!
Start making a change... no more stone age.

Cheers!!! :D Inuman na!
VIVA Mapua!

Mwahhugs!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Uneventful Yesterday

What an uneventful yesterday. Here are the reasons why:

Stooopid HR so-called Specialist: Weren't you told that you were supposed to be here 15 minutes earlier than the call time?
Keekai: Erm, no. Isn't that the purpose of a call time? If I was supposed to be here at 8.45 then perhaps you should've told me to come here at 8.45 and not 9.

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Keekai: Hi!
Jhan's Officemate: Uy, kilala kita ah. Kmusta ka na?
Keekai: Ok lang.
Jhan's Officemate: Ano, sabihin ku kay Jhan na puntahan ka dito sa CR.
Keekai: Ikaw... bhala ka.
Jhan's Officemate: Ok.
Keekai: Sige, paki-sbe sa kanya may naghahanap sa kanya sa labas. Boggart ang pangalan.

Keekai: Uy!
Pepe: Uy! Payat mo ah!
Keekai: Engkz!
Jhan: Oi, tanga, compliment nga 'un eh!
Keekai: Ah, ganun ba.

Keekai: Nde ku pinanood yan, pwamis...
Jhan: Ganun, baket?
Keekai: ...pero i suggest you should watch it by yourself.
Keekai: (thinking) eh galing kay Adrian yan e... malamang maraming nakakahiyang portions hehehe

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Keekai having her favorite mocha frapp at Starbucks by herself

Keekai: Manong, paki-bantay po dun lang me sa yosi area.
Manong Guard: Magyoyosi ka, ma'am?
Keekai: (smiles but thinking) Nde po... lalanghapin ku lang lahat ng amoy ng yosi ng mga tao dun.

Dude with a cute girl kid: (nagpaparinig) Haaaay, hirap talga maging single parent!
Keekai: looked up from her book and thinks... what??
Cute kid about 1-yearold walked towards keekai.
Keekai, flattered, put her book down and smiled to the cute kid.
Keekai: Hello! What's ur name?
Dude with a cute girl kid: Iya po.
Keekai: How old are u?
Dude with a cute girl kid: 1 po.
Keekai, amused with the cute kid, picked the kid up and carried her.
Cute girl kid started looking at Keekai's humps and reached out.
Dude with a cute girl kid: Anak, 'wag yan!

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NFF Kathy: Huy, baket ano bang ina-aplayan mu, bakla?
Keekai: Recruitment Specialist.
NFF Kathy: Ah, baket magjajapan ka?

Keekai: Are u also applying for Recruitment Specialist?
Guy Atenista: Yeah.
Keekai: Ok.

In just a jiff, Keekai and this Guy Atenista started to bond because both of them are Psych majors from rival schools.

Keekai: So, What was your thesis about?
Guy Atenista: Male Vanity.
Keekai: Really? That's interesting though I think a little bit too pop psychology. Qualitative, i guess. So what are your participants?
Guy Atenista: Yeah qualitative and indepth. Well, first, we got them from different universities... made them answered a particular survey about how vain they are.
Keekai: Where did u get that survey from? Is that standardized?
Guy Atenista: Yes, from a magazine.
Keekai: Really? How reliable and valid could that be? (now thinking that this research is pathetic... rely on an exam printed in a pop magazine?? Is that how it is in Ateneo? Sooo... shallow!) Anyway, so what did u get?
Guy Atenista: Well, we compared male who are vain in a certain way with the out and about gays.
Keekai: In terms of their perceptions. What did u get?
Guy Atenista: We found out that:

(1) males who are vain wanted to look good but they make an impression that looking good is effortless even if they have exerted a lot of effort to get that look; while gays just don't care if everyone knows how much money and effort they spent to get that look.
(2) males make sure to use products that are particularly for men only; while gays just don't care whether the product is for male or female.
(3) males consider their gadgets and car as part of their "porma". They always want to make sure that they wear expensive clothes because for them it's not the style of the clothes, it's the cost; while gays just don't care for as long as they look good with the clothes that they're wearing.

Keekai: confirming how shallow that research is... so how about those who are really obssessive compulsive/ neat-freaks as compared to those who are just really vain.
Guy Atenista: Well, if their regular life are being affected because of their being OC...
Keekai: thinking, ok good point for that but u just don't get me...
Guy Atenista: i mean if they are thinking of themselves as body dysmorphic.
Keekai: still thinking, fucktard, that's another personality disorder. Stoopid!
Keekai: Oh, i see. Hey, am gonna sit with my friends on the next table, ok? Bye.


On the way out..


Keekai: Out mu na ren ako...tpoz ipirma mu na ren me. Hehehe
NFF Kathy: Ok. Hehehe
Lady Guard: Oi, nde pwede yan!
Keekai: Kayo nman... joke lang un noh! Eka, bat iba ung ID nila?
Lady Guard: Eh ikaw...siga ka e!

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Keekai having dinner with NFF Kathy.

NFF Kathy: Ay nga pala, may anak nko noh, bakla!
Keekai: AMPF!








Tuesday, May 02, 2006

ampf, tadew!

Can't believe i lost it... so sad. Only thing i bought in Laos when me and Joan went there. Geeez! I shouldn't have brought it in that shit hole!

Sorry, A, am soo tired today and i saw this on my mail. I just can't.

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chinx,

bago mo basahin ang mga sumusunod na linya..


relax ka muna...


kuha ka ng magandang upuan.. upo ka lang..


relax..


inhale..


exhale...


think happy thoughts...


namimiss ka ni Pookster..


smile...




relax ka na??


oy.. hwag kang sumimangot..



ngiti..



relax..



inhale..



exhale...


ooopss..


nakakunot ang noo..



relax..



smile ulit...



ready ka na?




kalmado ka na ba??



o eto na..



wala na yung pina-laundry mo dun sa dati mong apartment.
pinuntahan ko sya..
nagtanong ako ng maayos.
pina-hanap ko yung listahan nila ng mga nagpalaundry...
wala na silang record.
ang record lang e hanggang april 12 lang.
ayun.. wala daw. at wala silang naaalala na ganung pinalaundry ng dinescribe ko sa kanila.
tapos nun.. dinedma na nila ako.
ayun..
kaya sensya na.. wala na sya e.



- A