Uneventful Yesterday

What an uneventful yesterday. Here are the reasons why:

Stooopid HR so-called Specialist: Weren't you told that you were supposed to be here 15 minutes earlier than the call time?
Keekai: Erm, no. Isn't that the purpose of a call time? If I was supposed to be here at 8.45 then perhaps you should've told me to come here at 8.45 and not 9.

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Keekai: Hi!
Jhan's Officemate: Uy, kilala kita ah. Kmusta ka na?
Keekai: Ok lang.
Jhan's Officemate: Ano, sabihin ku kay Jhan na puntahan ka dito sa CR.
Keekai: Ikaw... bhala ka.
Jhan's Officemate: Ok.
Keekai: Sige, paki-sbe sa kanya may naghahanap sa kanya sa labas. Boggart ang pangalan.

Keekai: Uy!
Pepe: Uy! Payat mo ah!
Keekai: Engkz!
Jhan: Oi, tanga, compliment nga 'un eh!
Keekai: Ah, ganun ba.

Keekai: Nde ku pinanood yan, pwamis...
Jhan: Ganun, baket?
Keekai: ...pero i suggest you should watch it by yourself.
Keekai: (thinking) eh galing kay Adrian yan e... malamang maraming nakakahiyang portions hehehe

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Keekai having her favorite mocha frapp at Starbucks by herself

Keekai: Manong, paki-bantay po dun lang me sa yosi area.
Manong Guard: Magyoyosi ka, ma'am?
Keekai: (smiles but thinking) Nde po... lalanghapin ku lang lahat ng amoy ng yosi ng mga tao dun.

Dude with a cute girl kid: (nagpaparinig) Haaaay, hirap talga maging single parent!
Keekai: looked up from her book and thinks... what??
Cute kid about 1-yearold walked towards keekai.
Keekai, flattered, put her book down and smiled to the cute kid.
Keekai: Hello! What's ur name?
Dude with a cute girl kid: Iya po.
Keekai: How old are u?
Dude with a cute girl kid: 1 po.
Keekai, amused with the cute kid, picked the kid up and carried her.
Cute girl kid started looking at Keekai's humps and reached out.
Dude with a cute girl kid: Anak, 'wag yan!

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NFF Kathy: Huy, baket ano bang ina-aplayan mu, bakla?
Keekai: Recruitment Specialist.
NFF Kathy: Ah, baket magjajapan ka?

Keekai: Are u also applying for Recruitment Specialist?
Guy Atenista: Yeah.
Keekai: Ok.

In just a jiff, Keekai and this Guy Atenista started to bond because both of them are Psych majors from rival schools.

Keekai: So, What was your thesis about?
Guy Atenista: Male Vanity.
Keekai: Really? That's interesting though I think a little bit too pop psychology. Qualitative, i guess. So what are your participants?
Guy Atenista: Yeah qualitative and indepth. Well, first, we got them from different universities... made them answered a particular survey about how vain they are.
Keekai: Where did u get that survey from? Is that standardized?
Guy Atenista: Yes, from a magazine.
Keekai: Really? How reliable and valid could that be? (now thinking that this research is pathetic... rely on an exam printed in a pop magazine?? Is that how it is in Ateneo? Sooo... shallow!) Anyway, so what did u get?
Guy Atenista: Well, we compared male who are vain in a certain way with the out and about gays.
Keekai: In terms of their perceptions. What did u get?
Guy Atenista: We found out that:

(1) males who are vain wanted to look good but they make an impression that looking good is effortless even if they have exerted a lot of effort to get that look; while gays just don't care if everyone knows how much money and effort they spent to get that look.
(2) males make sure to use products that are particularly for men only; while gays just don't care whether the product is for male or female.
(3) males consider their gadgets and car as part of their "porma". They always want to make sure that they wear expensive clothes because for them it's not the style of the clothes, it's the cost; while gays just don't care for as long as they look good with the clothes that they're wearing.

Keekai: confirming how shallow that research is... so how about those who are really obssessive compulsive/ neat-freaks as compared to those who are just really vain.
Guy Atenista: Well, if their regular life are being affected because of their being OC...
Keekai: thinking, ok good point for that but u just don't get me...
Guy Atenista: i mean if they are thinking of themselves as body dysmorphic.
Keekai: still thinking, fucktard, that's another personality disorder. Stoopid!
Keekai: Oh, i see. Hey, am gonna sit with my friends on the next table, ok? Bye.


On the way out..

Keekai: Out mu na ren ako...tpoz ipirma mu na ren me. Hehehe
NFF Kathy: Ok. Hehehe
Lady Guard: Oi, nde pwede yan!
Keekai: Kayo nman... joke lang un noh! Eka, bat iba ung ID nila?
Lady Guard: Eh ikaw...siga ka e!

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Keekai having dinner with NFF Kathy.

NFF Kathy: Ay nga pala, may anak nko noh, bakla!
Keekai: AMPF!